PES Police's definitions

platturk13

Sad little wanker who spends huge amounts of money on PES to create a dream team, then plays co op mode as a solo player, cheats their way to a lead, and holds the ball doing step-overs in their own box. Creates terrible video highlight reels of their cheating on Youtube, viewed by no one. Closet Fifa player, 100% virgin.

No, don't perform a sombrero, you're almost as bad as that sad wanker Platturk13.

by PES Police January 13, 2018