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muscle car

Shit cars, made by shit American car companies. At best, they drive fast in a straight line, but that's it. They handle like boats, and don't stop. Interiors are made from cheap plastics, and the overall build quality is shit. Much like a typical American car.

Driven by idiots who think going fast in a straight line with an automatic transmission requires skill and makes them good drivers.
Person A: Look at my sweet Chevy, does a 1/4 in 10s. You can't mess with a "muscle car."

Person B: *sigh* If you think you and your car are so good, go drive around the Nurburgring. You'll end up in the ditch shitting your pants on the first slight turn.
by P.J. from planet Earth October 26, 2008
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