Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003
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sycophant

someone who kisses ass to get ahead in life, often claiming positions above hardworking people.
I told the boss he had a nice ass and now i'm a partner.
by p.Diddy Poppa Nox July 27, 2003
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