Definitions by P. Quigley

Masturbatio 

One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.

Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!

Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?

Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!

Masturbatio by P. Quigley June 9, 2011