P. Brown's definitions

Poultraholic

One who is obsessed with eating poultry, fried, baked or roasted or in any other form, to the point of near panic while waiting for a bite of bird. Applies to people, but especially to cats, who will actually cry piteously while banging around the cooks ankles to get attention and a taste.

comment: "That kitty turns into a real poultraholic when he smells your chicken frying."
reply: "Yeah, he's almost as bad as you! I'm gonna get you guys in a 12 step program!"

by P. Brown December 24, 2007