P Waffle's definitions

Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle December 7, 2011