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Definitions by P Parker

Spider Squat System 

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...
Spider Squat System by P Parker October 15, 2007