Ozwald T Justice's definitions

Run

Pronounced 'roon'. Coined by the French or Swiss or some other fruity sounding Euro Nation, literal meaning to carb load and anchor your arse to the nearest lounge/couch or suitable sloth receptacle. Contrary to popular belief, "running" is not a mode of self transportation similar to that of yogging.

That was a hard night on the tins, I think I'll go for a run...

by Ozwald T Justice May 29, 2021