Owl City is Awesome's definitions
a store for those idiots who seem to like being underweight and ruining their body with chemicals, i have a few hand-me-down american eagle clothes, all of which are either:too tight, see-through, too deep a v-neck, too short, or have quarter-inch shoulders that never seem to stay on my arms.
idiot prep "look at this new american eagle shirt i got!"
metalhead "oh! it was so small and low-quality i thought it was for that shaved rat you carry around in your purse!
metalhead "oh! it was so small and low-quality i thought it was for that shaved rat you carry around in your purse!
by Owl City is Awesome November 30, 2010
Get the American Eaglemug.