tetraphilia

An intense liking of the number 4, not to be confused with Teratophilia, which is defined by a sexual attraction to monsters.

Guy 1 "Hey, have you heard of tetraphilia? When people wanna bang monsters?"
Guy 2 "You mean Teratophilia, right?"
Guy 1, while sniffing glue "What?"

by Overlord Helen December 21, 2021