10 definitions by Oscar Wilde
1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
by Oscar Wilde February 14, 2005
A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.
by Oscar Wilde February 14, 2005
A band representing the national trend of taking a good, out-there, little-known band and blowing them up to the point that they are no longer good and out-there. This can be especially frustrating for those that purchased their CD before anyone else even knew who they were. Other examples of this include Coldplay and the movie Napolean Dynamite.
"I want to watch Napolean Dynamite again!"
"No dude, it got completly Franz Ferdinanded. Let's watch Pulp Fiction instead"
"No dude, it got completly Franz Ferdinanded. Let's watch Pulp Fiction instead"
by Oscar Wilde February 8, 2005