Oscar Wilde 's definitions

Bismark

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

Gladys

The Premier of NSW Australia has been the centre of many scandals including destroying records, dating staff that were taking kick backs and not declaring conflicts of interest. A Gladys is the opposite of a Karen. A Gladys is a manager that thinks they have an exemption from ethics, record keeping keeping, complying with legislation or acknowledging moral culpability.

She destroyed all the records of kick backs and corruption. What a pork barreling Gladys.

by Oscar Wilde November 30, 2020

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. A fast food chain that serves fried chicken. And it is good.
2. Large or of large proportions

1. Lets go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and get some wings
2. That house is as big as Kentucky Fried Chicken

by oscar wilde April 9, 2005