Definitions by Orotfotze Fred Dryer

2 minute warning 

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

2 minute warning by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

percolating poo 

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

percolating poo by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010