Definitions by Organ grinder

Poner 

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.

Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.

Poner by Organ Grinder May 25, 2012

monkey boy 

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.

Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.

monkey boy by Organ grinder January 22, 2008