2 definitions by Organ grinder

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Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
by Organ Grinder February 29, 2012
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A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.
Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.
by Organ grinder January 22, 2008
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