Definitions by Oregon is freaking awesome

Oregon 

The best state in the whole nation.
People are nice, pump your gas for you, and don't make you pay a sales tax.
People complain because our speed limits are lower here. If they could actually drive (i.e., if they weren't from California), they wouldn't care.

California: crappy drivers, bad attitudes, and insane price of living.
Oregon: none of the above.

Oregon by Oregon is freaking awesome February 28, 2009