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Definitions by Optimism Compliance Officer

HAPPY TUESDAY

Happy Tuesday (noun / phrase)
A cheery little incantation used by a friend or employer to convince you Tuesday is somehow a “fresh start”, when it’s actually Monday in a different hat. Typically deployed to distract you from the fact you’re still at the beginning of the week, still tired, and still expected to be grateful about it.
“Happy Tuesday!”
Mate, it’s Tuesday. Let’s not lie to each other.”