Madult

An adult who decides not to do an activity in which they would normally do

Nichole decided to madult and not do the laundry today.

by Oobmadult28 July 08, 2018

Out on bond

Paid freedom from being incarcerated and needing to retrain from illegal activity

I cant, im out on bond.
Nichole: Lets jump the fence at the water park and go swimming
Me: I cant, I'm out on bond

by Oobmadult28 July 08, 2018