Only if you're doing it right!'s definitions

Paydirt

The intended or unintended scatological result of Anal Sex.

I hit Paydirt last night when I was ramming my girls backdoor hard...

We both came instantly, it was the hottest thing ever!!

by Only if you're doing it right! November 30, 2017

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

Ass Vomiting

Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...

I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...

by Only if you're doing it right! November 19, 2025