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Ass Vomiting

Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...

I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...

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Tap that arse 

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

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Paydirt

The intended or unintended scatological result of Anal Sex.

I hit Paydirt last night when I was ramming my girls backdoor hard...

We both came instantly, it was the hottest thing ever!!

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