Onion Dave's definitions

baileys baby

Bloating of the the belly after consuming too much baileys, usually from consumption of cheap wetherspoon measures resulting in pregnancy look and "morning sickness" from teenage adolescents yet to learn the appreciation of said tipple...

I'm so drunk I think I'm going to have a baileys baby.

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017

elephant emoji

It is when a man pulls his penis out while wearing trousers, turns his pockets inside out and makes an elephant noise.

Have you seen my elephant emoji mpression

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017