9 definitions by One Half
10 rappers that are absolutely unlistenable. Rappers with CDs that shouldn't even be used as frisbees. Can't flow, can barely rhyme, prone to repeat themselves in bars and get rich by pretending to be rich. Or even worse the MCs that just choose slow beats and babble to themselves about nonsense. God knows there are at least a thousand more that deserve to be on this list, so I've tried to pick out the absolute worst. In no particular order:
Project Pat
Silk the Shocker
Master P
Mike Jones
Dem Franchise Boys (take your pick)
Jermaine Dupree
U-God
Praz
Freeway
Young Jeezy
Project Pat
Silk the Shocker
Master P
Mike Jones
Dem Franchise Boys (take your pick)
Jermaine Dupree
U-God
Praz
Freeway
Young Jeezy
Those are the top 10 worst rappers. I know your favorite rapper is probably on there which just makes you a lame. Tell you what. Get your favorite rapper to challenge my favorite rapper to a freestyle battle or a battle on wax and see what happens.
by One Half January 2, 2006
Another terrible rapper from Atlanta...gosh there are so many. This guy is so lame that he bit everything off of Jay-Z from the name to the persona to the lyrics. Jay-Z sometimes calls himself "Young Hova", so this guy bit the "Young" part, and Jay-Z became "Jeezy". So you can probably guess how the rest will turn out.
First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.
Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.
Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.
Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.
Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.
Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.
Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
by One Half January 5, 2006