Henry

A massive goon. Usually tall with long coloured hair and a nose piercing. Favourite shapes are squares and triangles because every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. The signs of a classic Henry is a weird sense of humour, making interesting unrelated comments at random moments and always having lots of stories to tell. His favourite film is Shrek. He’s an animal lover especially wildlife such as deer and foxes. Very unique and special human being. Specialist interest in politicians with Teresa May and Boris Johnson being his idols. His favourite food is a pot noodle which he loves to post on Snapchat so his friends know which flavour his bread is. Henry’s love a drink but never really know when to stop and things can get messy but in an entertaining way.
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