Oh Fuckin' Hell No! No One's Takin' Mah Baby's Career Away!'s definitions

mothers against hard rock

A bunch of menstruating old crones who's name shall not be mentioned, (Mother) bent on taking away youth from the rockers, goths, and emos just cuz they obviously don't love thier teens and want to ruin their lives.

Teen: Mother, you bitch! How could you decieve me like this!? *runs into room, slams door*
Old bitchy mother: You'll thank me for joining the Mothers Against Hard Rock someday!!!!
Teen: STFU!!!!!!! You don't love me!!!!! *gets out knife, makes incisions*

by Oh Fuckin' Hell No! No One's Takin' Mah Baby's Career Away! January 19, 2007