Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.
by Offrey J May 27, 2006
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Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.
Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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