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Elia Shehadeh

THE HOTTEST FUCKING HUMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WIPING AFTER TAKING A SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT COMPARED TO HIM. HE IS AT GOD LEVEL IN EVERY VIDEO GAME. AND DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU, UNLESS HE LIKES YOU. HE ALSO MIGHT BE AN FBOY SO WATCH OUT, AND DON'T FALL IN-LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF HOW HOT HE IS. HE IS THE MOST MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY STRONG PERSON TO EVER EXIST. HE DOESN'T HAVE A GF THO BECAUSE HE IS ABOVE YOUR LEAGUE IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. IT IS A PROVEN FACT

LOOK AT HOW HOT ELIA SHEHADEH IS, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FUCK HIM *SAD*. HE IS WAY!!!!!! OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I WISH I CAN BE HIS GF. BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST HUMAN TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET, OTHER THAN JESUS CHRIST

by OfficialRealFacts.org November 23, 2020