Bumpsy is the slightly overweight girl that is good looking enough to hook up with, but you might be embarrassed admitting you did. She is bumpsy because she is very curvy...so much so that when she walks, in anything remotely form fitting, you can see her curves bump around all over the place. Everyone that sees her wants to hook up with her because she is so sexy.
Q: Did you see the new girl that lives in the apartment below you?
A: I was trying to keep my plans a secret, but I’d like to push that butt around and have some fun with it. I’m thinking it would be a lot of fun to let her bumpsy right onto my cock so I can blow a load the size of a swimming pool. Bumpsy is hot!
A: I was trying to keep my plans a secret, but I’d like to push that butt around and have some fun with it. I’m thinking it would be a lot of fun to let her bumpsy right onto my cock so I can blow a load the size of a swimming pool. Bumpsy is hot!
by Odele, a Modern Caballero July 13, 2011
Haulin' is when you see way too many pickup trucks or other street cars towing random shit around town. The towed goods range from lawn mowers to clans of banditos, refrigerators to molded crapped on sofas, trash bags full of dirty diapers, to just straight up more haulin' gear (trucks and trailers). In places like Texas haulin' is a 24/7/365 affair. Just look around and you'll see somebody haulin' something
Hey....do you see all of this haulin' on I75 today?? Damn, these fools look like they are trying to recreate a modern day TV film set of Sanford & Son Meets Home Improvement! Ay ay ay! Somebody gimme a cerveza and one of those fancy cigarillos
by Odele, a Modern Caballero April 13, 2011