Obviously Mr. Webster's definitions

💙

When a girl fucking friend zones you.

Girl: Aww… You are a pretty good friend 💙

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023