Definitions by Obi Wankanobi

Granny Smith 

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.

Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz

Granny Smith by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014