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Morgan Blazek

Morgan is a 4x4 dumpster diving sidewalk lollipop lickin, penny pickin, lobster smellin asssssss piece of wood. Pretty scummy if you ask me

ME: OH SHIT LOOK
HIM: WHAT?!?!

Me: ITS A GODDAMN MORGAN BLAZEK WALKING DOWN THE FRIENDSHIP TRAIL!!!

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