Definitions by Numero Two
Whiskey Nap
aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.
"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."
Whiskey Nap by Numero Two February 23, 2009
Two Lane Highway
When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.
"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
Two Lane Highway by Numero Two January 20, 2009