Gernade

A hyper-sweet, chaotic starbucks drink that hits like a dopamine nuke. Usually seasonal, Tik-Tok viral, and tastes like anxiety in unicorn form. It doesn't energize, it unravels you.
That drink wasn’t a latte, it was a Gernade. I’m pacing like I’m in Euphoria season 3.
by Nox Aurelia June 04, 2025
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