Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.
Hot woman: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Hot woman: Eet mop.
Me: Eet mop who?
Hot woman: Ok.
The color of an Asian man's face that generally prevents him from suceeding in life.
White guy: Dude, why'd that girl just turn that guy down? He drives a Porsche and just made a million dollars in the stock market.
Chris: Oh. You didn't hear? He was born with a genetic disorder. I think it's called yellow face.