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What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006
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