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Shamyok

Shamyok is the type of person to smoke weed in class and drink alcohol for school lunch. He enjoys cocaine, ketamine, meth and Joe. He may seem nice until you find out that he has 90% of the illegal drugs in the world and the other 10% are probably stored up your mum. Shamyok likes to eat (kids). They say you are what you eat which means Shamyok is a drug lord. If you ever meet Shamyok, ask for drugs and he’ll give you some, and hopefully doesn’t shank you with a baby’s toenail that he somehow managed to get (don’t ask).

In the language of Gods, Sham means ‘drugs’ and yok means ‘drugs’.

Somebody: Hey guys have u seen Shamyok?
Somebody else: Shamyok who?
Somebody: Ligma balls.
Somebody else: This is why nobody likes you.

by Not funny, cried November 18, 2019