Definitions by Not a fckn noob

Messiphoria 

the orgasmish feeling that you get when you're watching Messi play football.

DUDE 1: Yo! we're going out tonight right?
DUDE 2: I can't bruh. I'm watching MESSI play tonight!
DUDE 1: You're having a MESSIPHORIA! I feel you bruh!
DUDE 2: Bruh!
DUDE 1: BRUUUUUH!

Messiphoria by Not a fckn noob January 26, 2021