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Smoke Signals 

When you lay opposite of another person sharing a blanket, usually on a couch, feet to feet (long distance signals) or head to feet (short distance signals). You begin to pass gas under the blanket, then you lift the blanket slowly and rapidly pull the blanket back down causing your smoke signal to exit the other side. It usually takes a couple tries to get your message across.
Sally had no idea what was so funny until she received my smoke signals.
Smoke Signals by Not TEMU June 30, 2025
"Someone left a huge TEMU on my front porch."
"I knew this TEMU would break like always."
TEMU by Not TEMU May 12, 2024