Some gay fuck who goes to tbay and is short as fuck. He thinks he's a hard cunt but I gave him a crack to the jaw. His height is so funny he's so short it's like he doesn't exist.
Lol imagine
Lol imagine
by Not Riley Parish June 14, 2020
Get the Zak Mosbauermug. Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
by Not Riley Parish September 07, 2020
Get the Ryan Meteermug.