Definitions by Not My Real Name, I Swear

goober 

Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.

Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?

goober by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009