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"Hang onto your schtick, Gwen's coming over". Gwen Stefani is a schtick schteeler. That is, she'll swipe your signature style whether someone else is using it or not. Just ask Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Deborah Harry, Dale Bozzio, Annabella Lwin, Kathleen Hanna, and the unsigned, unsung heroes. She wears a lot of make-up for a girl that's just "keeping it real", and is that a demon she's hiding behind that cold, glassy stare? Well she began as the singer in a band that wasn't bad. "No Doubt". A few catchy songs, and we'll still remember "Don't Speak" in a few years. But then she sold OUT like the dickens. Aye Caramba! Now she has Asian girls follow her around like the servants for a white lady. Gwen has started her own clothing line, with a biblical reference, L.A.M.B. No doubt, she does not design all of those garments by herself.
When a woman (Gwen Stefani)reeks of perfume yet claims she never wears it and that you are noticing her body's natural scent (and has a fragrance made in honour of it) one must think "hmmm" to all of this "innocence and honesty" she's splashing about. L.
by Norma Jeane February 8, 2008
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