Definitions by NoImNotAttractedToPans
Jasmine
A person who cares about their friends above all else. Will always be there to listen and try to help. Her advice may not always be the best but she is trying her best. Be careful though, she has a dark side. Do not annoy her or mess with her friends or else she will destroy you. If you are her friend all you have to do is tell her to kick someone and she’ll do it immediately. She’s just that kind of person
Person A: Hey do you know Jasmine?
Person B: Yeah once she chased me around at recess
Person A: Why?
Person B: Made fun of *insert name here*
Person A: Oh
Person B: Yeah once she chased me around at recess
Person A: Why?
Person B: Made fun of *insert name here*
Person A: Oh
Jasmine by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019
Defenestration
Person A: There are approximately 1010300 words in the entire English language but there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair
Person B: Maybe so but there is the word defenestration which literally means “the act to throw someone out a window”.
Person B: Maybe so but there is the word defenestration which literally means “the act to throw someone out a window”.
Defenestration by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019
Jared Kleinman
Jared Kleinman by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019