2 definitions by Nicky Grimms

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.
Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
by Nicky Grimms May 25, 2011
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The act of giving or receiving anal sex in an attempt to move a particular piece of obstruction or loosen up the bowel contents of a constipated partner.
This morning, I woke up to my girlfriend loudly grunting and moaning in the bathroom. I asked her what the problem was so when she told me she was constipated, I informed her that if she would go ahead and bend over, I would give her the Sex Lax. Luckily for her, she accepted my offer and now she feels great.
by Nicky Grimms May 29, 2011
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