Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:
Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.
So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.
C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.
Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"
Salami placed in the microwave to dry it out. Not to be confused with rigamaroni, which is microwaved pepperoni
YO Silvio heat me up some friggin' rigamaroo huh.
I don't know what is da deal wit Gina, her twat is like a rigamroo dat has sat in da mojave since like 1983