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ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

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When you’re on a highway (typically part of a trucking crew) and you piss into a bottle to avoid stopping.

Driver: I’m so thirsty, do we have any drinks back there?

Passenger: all we got is some highway lemonade back here

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