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Presidential Pepper Log 

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When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
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