Definitions by Nelson Wilbury

tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding

Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.

tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

California Golden Seal 

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

California Golden Seal by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006