Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Neil H

Purple Trombone

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

The taste associated with doing the honourable thing to one's lady.

She'd danced all night and with no chance to shower... its was like eating sushi off a barbershop floor.

Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.

When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!

12 inches by Neil H May 26, 2004