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Monkeypox

Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.
Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!

I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.
by Neema Bahlslicht July 27, 2022
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