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Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
by Nee bay February 24, 2019
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