unirection

A prolonged erection spanning multiple hours

Used as an insult: "You're just a unirection to me."

"My unirection hurt so much at the end, man."

by Nate Camus September 30, 2005

dearling

1. A young dear
2. A young person who is dear to the speaker

The dearling scampered away quickly as the hunter approached with his shotgun.

Oh my dearling, we shall take you to the movies tomorrow.

by Nate Camus October 10, 2005