Definitions by Natalie Portman

mariska hargitay 

The hot detective in Law and Order: SVU who so totally has to make out with Elliot Stabler. OMG ORGASM IN THE PANTS!

That woman, Mariska Hargitay, is the reason I buy vaseline monthly at the local drug store.

mariska hargitay by Natalie Portman February 10, 2005