Natalie (Ace) '07's definitions
The quintessentially flawless and supremely intelligent student (who can spell quintessential and intelligent, unlike the deerfieldians); omniscient academically, omnipotent on the athletic field, absolutely spicy in the arts, matchless in manners, and not having a large stick shoved up his or her ass, unlike the deerfieldians that the linguist could, but won't, mention - because the linguist's school has class.
Despite being clearly superior to any subspecies inhabiting Deerfield, the Choatie still managed to remain modest and kind to his envious underlings.
by Natalie (Ace) '07 May 2, 2005
Get the choatiemug.