2 definitions by Nasty Bastige

A very bad hair cut. Usually on older men. Also see Runcival.
He went to Super Cuts to get his hair trimmed and they melvined him.
by Nasty Bastige August 12, 2007
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A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.
"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."
by Nasty Bastige August 12, 2007
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